Brad London
Brad London
When not in pursuit of international jewel thieves, Brad likes to while away his days as
President and founding member of the Washougal Quilting Club. Born a poor Hispanic
boy in Guatemala, Brad was adopted early on by wolves and taught himself the finer
points of bass fishing to offset the violent lifestyle of the pack.

His lifelong dream is to befriend, and eventually become, Robert Goulet. Though
colorblind, Brad determines the hue of plastic baits by gently mouthing them while
fiddling with something in his pocket. Don’t ask.

Favorite Quote: “What do people mean when they say the computer went down on
them?"

Favorite Color: “Da one in ma mout right now.”

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