Don Randolph
Dashingly handsome and athletically adept, Don inspires many to emulate his
lead and don a speedo for some good old fashioned “mud rasslin”. (Don was
the 2006 super lightweight champion of San Francisco).
Once thought to be either simple or aloof, he has recently been diagnosed as
plain old retarded. Despite his handicap, Don is a self-taught multi-linguist,
being fluent in both English and Pig Latin.
As far as fishing is concerned, Mr. Randolph was the club “2004 Rookie of
the Year”, finishing in 15th place out of our 15 teams. Consistent
improvement is the name of his game, having moved up to 13th place in
2011. Congratulations Don, keep up the good work, and be grateful 2 teams
quit.
Favorite quote: “There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at
without result”.
Favorite Color: Whatever Brad doesn’t have
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